Kid Stuff
There's Now an Inflatable Cozy Coupe Car Baby Float
Let's make a splash, folks! Grab your sunblock and your tiny tots because we're diving straight into the joyous world of the Inflatable Cozy Coupe Baby Float. We're transforming your pool into a mini highway for your little munchkin. Say goodbye to the regular sidewalk adventures with the classic Cozy Coupe toy car. It's time to float, bask in the sun, and make waves in your very own waterpark at home!
This Pacifier Automatically Closes When It's Dropped
The Razbaby Keep-It-Kleen Pacifier is a baby pacifier that automatically closes when it's dropped from your baby's mouth, which will keep it clean from the dog/cat hair, old food crumbs, dirt, or whatever nasty crap is lurking on your floor below your baby. No longer will you have to walk over to the water faucet to clean the pacifier off every 7 seconds, just open the pacifier back up from it's casing, and jam it back into your child's mouth.
Pimp Grillz Baby Pacifier
The pimp grillz baby pacifier is a baby pacifier that will make your baby look like he/she has grillz on their teeth similar to a pimp or gangsta circa 1996 or in current times known simply as the common douche. Perfect for a new parent, an expecting couple, a baby shower gift, or for your creepy friend who attends raves still, the grillz pacifier is sure to get a laugh from baby gawkers as you push your stroller, and your grandmother after you explain what grillz are (she'll pretend to laugh, but still won't get it). The grillz baby pacifier is an actual working pacifier for babies, is made from silicone, and does not contain BPA, latex, or Phthalate. To purchase, click the 'Buy Now' button and on the next page select 'Grillz With Clear Ring' using the dropdown menu.
These Funny Teeth Baby Pacifiers Might Make Tough Parenting Times a Little More Tolerable
Those of us that are parents know that keeping babies and young children calm can be tough. And when young kids are crying, all some parents need is a little relief. Sure — you can go for that regular old binky, or you can upgrade to something that’s sure to make you laugh while simultaneously calming down your child, like these funny pacifiers.
This DIY Vasectomy Kit Includes Everything You Need For an At-Home Surgery
Ok, if you haven't figured out from the 2 seconds it took you to click onto this page, yes it's a prank box. I won't string you along for 6 paragraphs only to drop a sentence at the end mentioning that this is in fact a joke. This company makes a slew of hilarious prank gift boxes that let you drop your real present inside, while making your giftee think they got something absolutely ridiculous. There newest prank box is a DIY vasectomy kit to do your own at-home surgery.
There's a Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket That Turns Your Baby Into a Burrito
A newborn baby is probably just a tiny bit bigger than a Chipotle burrito, and seeing how your love for burritos is getting into the weird levels, I don't see what the harm in making your baby into a burrito would bring. This baby swaddle blanket uses a tortilla pattern to make your baby look like a big warm delicious burrito once their all wrapped up and being swaddled like a nice tender pile of chicken next to some moist rice and black beans... mmmhmm...
This Baby Swaddle Swing Lets You Easily Rock Your Baby Back To Sleep With Your Arm
Traveling with children is tough, especially for those with toddlers or babies. Keeping your baby happy in any circumstance can take some work, let alone if you’re on the go. If you’re preparing to take your baby with you on any trip, large or small, but you’re worried about keeping them calm, no need to fuss! Now, you can help your baby stay calm anywhere you have room to stand up and move around with Kidco’s SwingPod travel swaddle swing.
The Baby Shield Offers Less Mess and More Love When Handling Your Baby
Much like how we featured the DIY vasectomy kit a few months back, we'll also be upfront that the Baby Shield is of course not a real product, but in fact a prank gift box that allows you to put your real gift inside the box and astound anyone that opens it. The company makes a slew of different hilarious prank gift boxes that'll make opening gifts this Christmas even more enjoyable as you see their initial reactions.